# The Lutheran Pioneer_St. Louis_1926_S96 # Machine transcription, uncorrected — CHI Digital Archive (demonstration) 94 Is This Nothing to You? — Is it nothing to you that one-third of Africa, a territory containing 50,000,000 people, is absolutely without mission- stations? Is it nothing to you that, while we in this country have one doctor to 744 persons, in China there is only one doctor to 710,000 persons? Is it nothing to you that out of ten persons in South America eight are indifferent to all matters of religion ? In Many Tongues. — Preaching is done in New York City in no less than twenty-five different languages, in addition to English. A Serious Puzzle. — The children in an African mission-compound had a fox-terrier, with properly cut tail, which was a source of much wonder to the native boys and girls. Finally one little boy got up enough courage to ask the question, “The tail of the dog —was it bit off or drove in,’”—Do our modern evolutionists make much better guesses? Religious Parasites. — ‘The mendicant monks of the Middle Ages were mostly parasites upon the body of the visible Church. Just so India has to- day over five millions of people who are religious parasites; they live by begging—a dead weight on India’s scanty resources. And yet these “holy men,” not unlike the mendicant monks of yore, offer little aid in meeting the realities of this life and none in preparing for the life to come; they cannot show the way out of darkness, for they are blind themselves and know nothing of Christ, the Light of the world. Difficult to Express. — A Chinese Christian family was the proud possessor of two pigs. The older of the two was a runt, and the younger had outgrown him. The husband and wife were explaining the situation to the new missionary. “The big pig, he the littlest,” explained the husband in broken English. “No,” said the wife, “he means not that. He means the young pig is the oldest.” But do not men speak just as foolishly and con- tradictory of religious things when they do not cling to God’s Word? oo Manufactured Scripture. This comes to us from Alabama: In one of the State’s villages an unlettered colored man, having “felt the call” and receiving license to preach, arose to announce the text for his first sermon and said: “Breddern and sistern, my tex to-night is perfecly familiah to you all, so I don’t need to read it; but THE LUTHERAN PIONEER. if I should read it to you all, it would read thusly: ‘Train up a chile, an’ away he goes.’ ” Having thus given his text, he proceeded with the exposition: “Now, ain’t dat jes’ what we see hap’nin’ roun’ about us ev’ry day? Ever since de people sen’ de chilluns to school, dey is done startin’ to go away. Befo’ we sta’ted de fool t’ing of ed- dicatin’ our chilluns, dey stayed heah in good ole Alabama. If we wants de chilluns dat God gave: us to stay heah, we’s got to quit trainin’ dem. You heah? I say, dat am de God’s truf; for our tex says so.” Thus the preacher spent thirty or forty minutes in “lambasting” the parents of the community for disregarding the divine warning of the text and exhorted them to turn from their evil ways if they would have their children stay in Alabama. We laugh at this poor, ignorant colored preacher and say that such as he should not be permitted publicly to expound Scripture with the sanction of constituted church-bodies. And we are right in our stricture. But, after all, let us remember that this unlettered colored preacher is by no means an isolated exception in human factories for the production of “Scripture.” There are preachers well able to read the Bible, not only in English, but in its original tongues, who are guilty of am equally great wrong. These educated counterfeiters: do what this unlettered Negro preacher did in his: ignorance, though without the excuse that he had. He in his ignorance twisted God’s Word to suit his whims and prejudices; but these misuse all the: machinery of modern learning to give their counter- feit of God’s Word the appearance of being genuine. Let us remember what the Lord says, Jer. 23,31: “Behold, I am against the prophets, saith the Lord, that use their tongues and say, He saith.” God’s wrath rests upon all those who come as His ambassadors and claim to have His message on their lips and yet are speaking their own words and not God’s at all. P. J. L. Hampton-Tuskegee Fund. “The $5,000,000 required to be raised or pledged by December 31 in order to meet the conditions un- der which George Eastman offered to add $2,000,000: more as an endowment fund for these two institu- tions was secured three days ahead of time,” says: the Missionary Review of the World. “Che chair- man of the Campaign Committee said: —